a guest post by pathetic fifty cent.

go shorty, 'cause it's thursday. i have therapy every single thursday. here to work through issues at three pee em on thursday, and you know i give a fuck 'cause i have an inferiority complex!
you can find me in my home, no dom perignon, mama i got what you need if you need to feel alone - i'm into havin' sex but i sure ain't gettin' none, so come and give me some but i doubt that you'll have fun.

i don't know what you heard about me, but i'm pushin' at least three hundred fifty -
my shoes are cool but i can't see my feet
'cause i'm motherfuckin' eff aye and tee.