girl i went to high school with: ****** iz sayin dat i just saw my baby
presumably, her baby: soooo....lol j/p
giwthsw: lol....man stop hating
hb: neva dat lil mama
and the sequel:
giwthsw: ****** iz sayin dat i am happy dat i saw my baby 2day!!!
(honestly, this just seems like a rehash of the original)
friend: o he got a car now or he greyhound.......lol
giwthsw: Dnt do my bay
friend: MMMMMMMM
and the prequel, making this a TRILOGY:
giwthsw: ****** is sayin i cnt want 2 see my baby cakes [italics mine] (the fun is following this well-loved and well-known character while she makes the transformation into "iz.")
tim, her facebook friend (me): i find your use of the word "cunt" offensive.
giwthsw: wtf
