randoms!

wisdom from the next table:

OH: the second you think you know something is the moment you know nothing about anything. me? i don’t know shit. so jeremy - i’m telling you, man. i didn’t fuck her. i’d tell you if i fucked her, and i didn’t fuck her.

yay self-confidence:

me: i had a strange night. i was like super hyper and on, but then i was exhausted, so it seems like it middled out at mediocre.
rm: how is that different from how you always are?

attraction:

the roommate plays mirror's edge. she easily disarms four super-armored cops in a row, dropping their guns before moving to the next one.
me: you are the sexiest woman that ever lived.
rm: i do try.