new rules. (bukowski)

1. if you spend your weekends at a bar that features three kind of fries (including sweetpotato and truffle oil) and a photobooth, you don't get to quote bukowski at me.

2 if you have never worked at or been inside a factory, you don't get to quote bukowski at me.

3. if you make your living as a videographer, photographer, painter, or sculptor, and do not work a day job (see rule 2), you don't get to quote bukowski at me.

4. if you cannot name at least five men over fifty that drink and smoke and do it in your presence from time to time, you don't get to quote bukowski at me.

5. if you've ever worn a hat that came from a department store, you don't get to quote bukowski at me.

6. if you use twitter/blogspot/livejournal/tumblr to quote bukowski at me, you are an idiot.

5. if you're in your early twenties and your failed relationships with women are based on drunken one-night stands with art institute and metro community college girls that wear fedoras, then wake up and realize you're a drunken idiot pretending to be romantic to hide your horrifying twenty-something insecurities, you don't get to quote bukowski at me.

quote ke$ha. that's what you are.
and meet me in the back with the jack at the jukebox.

seriously,
fuck you.